Seven Foot Lunch

Seven Foot LunchThree genteel ladies went lunchingAt a sophisticated hotel.Their elevator door opened,They gasped, and their faces fell.A seven-foot man was inside,With an intimidating expression.They got in anyway;They were the very souls of discretion."Sit!" the man yelled, and they sat,In their luncheon finery,They went up; then the door slid aside;The man left, abashedly.His dog had been